Jeff Bezos Complained That His Space Cowboy Jumpsuit Didn’t Fit His Crotch

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By Kayla Kibbe Jeff Bezos’s dick is sooooo big, you guys. Or at least that’s what I assume he was trying to convey when he reportedly complained loudly to anyone who would listen that the spacesuit he donned as part of his much-mocked Blue Origin getup last July “fit poorly around the crotch.” This fashion emergency reportedly caused the Amazon founder to become “volubly upset” while trying on the blue jumpsuit during a preflight photo shoot ahead of Blue Origin’s inaugural launch, according to Bloomberg. Per an unnamed witness to the event, Bezos even went as far as to have his personal tailo…

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